Let Me Introduce You To My Boy

I wanted to properly introduce you to the man in my life,because he deserves, at the very least that, for putting up with me for the last three and a half months and making me so damn happy that we are making our friends want to mass vomit...on us.  No joke.


True Life Factoid #1: I have never, and I mean never met anyone that goes by so many names.  Don't believe me, I've put together a little list for you:

1. Ruben
2. Damian
3. Ruby
4. Ruby D.
5. Rubykins
6. Gerbil
7. Gerbs
8. Gerbo
9. Little Owl
10. Yoda
11. D.C.

Dainty Fingers

 
True Life Factoid #2: He has the daintiest man fingers I have ever encountered and though I am constantly messing with him about them, I am jealous that my hands aren't that soft and caress-able.

True Life Factoid #3: He gets my jokes, like for reals, although he totally doesn't get my movie references unless they are fantasy/sci-fi movies (so he gets points for that).  He has this ridiculously silly humor that I just love and he not only laughs at all my crazy ass bullshiz but makes me laugh too which is ridiculous.  The other night we were having so much fun in the car he looked over at me and said "Babe, this is what you would be like if you smoked pot" and it made me laugh even harder because it was the perfect silly ass thing to say

True Life Factoid #4: He is into music.  Not like when people say "I'm so into music, like I don't know what I would do without it *insert sigh here*" He is actually into music, making it, listening to it, appreciating it, broadening his musical horizons, discussing it, helping local musicians.  Its one of his side gigs and something he gets real joy out of doing.  He sees it as paying it forward and I admire him for it.

True Life Factoid #5: He is possibly the MOST polite and the NICEST human being you will ever come across.  Sometimes I have to tell him to stop being so nice so I won't look bad, because seriously as polite as I can be my boy leaves me in the dust.

True Life Factoid #6: He stopped wearing his frenchy cologne because of my migraines. I told him smells bothered me and that was that, no questions asked, no discussions it was just done.

True Life Factoid #7: I didn't think it was possible to have friends that were as cool as mine, but somehow his are.  I can genuinely say I have yet to meet one I didn't like, had a bad time with, or couldn't talk to.  Whether on the interwebs or face to face they are just cool people. 

True Life Factoid #8: People, he's an animal lover!  Kitties, Doggies, Birdies, Squirrels, Hamsters, you name it he loves it.  Thats my kind of man yo!

True Life Factoid #9: He's a recovering gamer much like *cough* me, I envision us sometime in the future falling back into it like two crackheads going back for one more hit but its okay because we'll rehab together once more.

True Life Factoid #10: He is truly accepting, understanding and patient.  No matter what sort of crazy I throw at him. And trust me he's dealing with some serious crazy.