Late night caller

Doesn't that phone look kind of ominous?

For the last week or so I've been getting random phone calls. Random phone calls that I don't pick up, because quite frankly if you call me from a blocked number, you must not really want to speak to me that bad.

We all know I'm shady its been blogged about quite a few times. Its hard for me to pick up the phone when a number calls that is not in my address book, so when someone calls and there is no number to speak of, eff that. Go to voice mail.

Well, these strange blocked calls have been going on for the last week or so and I've never picked up the phone until real early Thursday morning. 2:45am to be exact. The only reason I answered, I was still drunk on sleep. What greeted me on the other end, quite possibly the creepiest phone call I have ever received. The fellow on the other end must have felt that he didn't do enough damage because he called back another 3 times.

What did he say you ask, nothing really spectacular, just "Jossie", "Josie and the pussycats." And then I hung up. Because at 2:00am that shit is really damn creepy.

Yesterday I checked my missed and received calls over the last week and Mr. Creeptastic has called several times over the last few days and called the night before at 1:45am. WTF. I'm not going to lie, I've had my fair share of crazies in my life. But I am in such a good place right now and this is the last thing I need or want.

So basically, if it happens again my attorney (the lovely bff) is stepping in. Because harassing someone with creep ass phone calls in the middle of the night is not acceptable behavior. Especially past the 7th grade.