I feel like an old lady and other updates

First things first, I can barely walk. My knees are all sorts of screwed up and while I would like to say that it was from something fun like having an insane amount of sex doggy style thus knocking my knees out of joint, I can't say that.

Honestly, I don't know what caused it. Truth be told my knees have been a bit wonky since high school when I was on the dance team. Yes, I was that girl. Don't scoff. Not to say I was any good, I wasn't, I was rubbish but in the process of being rubbish on the dance team my senior year I also completely fucked my knees. Being that I am more of a reading/video game/tv watching dork than anything else the chance for my knees to act up has been slim to none. But over the last several months I have become more active, meaning I have been trying to get my lazy ass in shape. And let me just say, my knees are protesting BIG TIME.

I was in such bad shape this weekend that I spent it in bed with a knee brace on and when I did get up I hobbled all over the place. Not the sexiest image, I know. Sorry to disappoint. Long story short, I am going to the doctors to get poked and prodded and in the meantime will refrain from any strenuous activity on my knees. So basically I am just going to be walking and very little at that.

In other news, Smeldon survived the weekend!!! And looked amazingly good when we walked in (hobbled) into the office this morning. The summer being such a slow time for us here in the events department is sure to set him further along the road to recovery, I have high hopes that he will be his old self soon.

Speaking of summer, I am beyond ecstatic to announce that as of today I only have 3 events left this season and I am done. Done I tell you. My last official event of the season is on May 19th and not two days later I am flying out to see my oh so Sexy Legless Pirate. We will be spending about 4 glorious days together before I come back to Miami and go on missing him until his visit to me in July.

And finally, last but certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, I am going back to school. Its long been something that I wanted to do and always seem to be too busy or there's not enough money and I finally said Fuck It. So I'm applying and getting my shit in gear. I am going to finish my Bachelors in English Lit and fingers crossed get my Masters in Library Science. Yes boys, that will make me a Librarian. Is it sad that all I have ever wanted is a career that allows me to be completely surrounded by books. I don't think so, but then again, it takes all kinds.