Why I would totally spend money I don't have on an expensive ass hair treatment

My hair is ridiculously curly. I bet I fooled you. You had no idea right? I think in the history of this blog, you have only seen curly haired pics of me as a child. And in those pics it really looks more like an Afro than anything else.

Me moping about four Christmases ago with my nasty curly hair

My hair typically takes about 30 minutes to blow dry. Not so bad considering that I have the most hair of any human being I have ever met. I love how you totally don't believe me. Every stylist I have ever been to has given me shit about this. From the $10 ones I went to when I was young and broke to the super overpriced ones I go to now. My latest stylist, started washing my hair and said the following "My god, I didn't think it was possible for anyone to have more hair than your sister, but God Damn!" Verbatim.

As such, I choose to blow dry my hair rather than curl it. Why, well when I let my hair curl naturally I look crazy. So I end up putting copious amounts of product in it and having to fuss with it to downplay the frizz every hour on the hour. Blow drying is a 3o minute ordeal (including flat ironing) at the end of which I don't have to touch my hair again until I wash it. Perfect.

Well every since I cut my bangs over a month and a half ago I have had straight hair. Curly bangs are not a pretty sight. Finally after blowing it dry for so long, I had had it. So on Sunday, I washed my hair and curled it. Big Mistake. It looked like shit. Really there are no other words for it. Complete and total shit. So I came to work yesterday with my hair in a tight bun, with my beautifully straight bangs (the only piece of hair I could convince my self to blow dry). Last night I decided to give the curling another go. I washed it, and let it do its worst.

Vickie: "Dude, whats with your hair?"

Jossie: "I decided to let it curl, why does it look bad?"

Vickie: "You look like Michael Jackson, when he was still black, without the gerry curl."

Jossie: "It can't look that bad."

Vickie: "Seriously, it kind of looks like a strange mullet, you have really short curly bangs and this weird curly hair. Not cute"

Jossie: "Bitch."

So today, my hair is yet again in a bun, with straight bangs. I will be washing it again today but this time there will be blow drying. And before you ask, no there is no way in hell that you will be seeing pics of my nappy ass curly hair. I'm sure you'll survive without them.